Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Captain ApprentiEpargnant speaking from the bridge.
On behalf of the Moneyvox forum, I welcome you on board the "Fond Daté".

Our ship is now ready to sail and we will leave in a few minutes.
Today the VL is slack and should slowly rise until our final destination.
Depending on FED and BCE decisions, we might encounter some rolling and pitching during the crossing.

The "Fond Daté" crew and myself will remain available should you have any questions or remarks.
I wish you a pleasant journey on board our ship.
Please listen carefully to the following safety announcement:
Ceci n'est pas un conseil en investissement!
Ni une invitation en croisière